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Thursday 2 December 2010

If Facebook was not www.facebook.com... it would have been?

1) makefriendship.com 
Though I really don't understand how one "makes" friendship
2) voyeursapetite.com 
Trust me, my FB home page can be far more interesting than the morning newspaper. (Obits included)
3) keeptrackonmyex.com 
This is when FB gives the FBI a run for its money
4) ventmyfrustration.com 
Agitated, humiliated, angry, frustrated and want to spew venom, Welcome to Facebook. (Best part about such statuses... you really don't know whether to like them)  
5) strikeaconvo.in 
For all the conversations you couldn't strike with him/her because you got tongue tied 
6) letsbefarmers.com 
Caught in the wrong job, join Farmville, become a farmer; exchange goats, cows, trees, cheese and milk 
7) statusquo.com
Found someone interesting and want to know your reach-o-meter... Facebook is here
8) clicked4fbonly.com
When was the last time you clicked pictures without the intention of publishing it on Facebook
9) recommendations.com
Whether its a youtube video, an interesting article, a ranting blog, an interesting picture or a "you-know-what-i-did status" message ... just tag with @Name of the person and recommend. (Do you know of the number of friends on your list who sulk when they are not tagged in such stupid recommends or status messages?) 
10) itsasmallworld_afterall.com
Naah... Facebook is better!!!

12 comments:

Yulje Handbook said...

Ha ha
Jane, this is Sunday Times material. I'm sure they would be glad to publish this.
I think this is your funniest post so far. One of the points made absolute sense- when was the last time you got yourself clicked without the intention of putting the snap up on Facebook?
You should write more of these you know and let people know that there are more sides to you than the serious one people see.

BleSSed said...

Superb Jane!
It's hilarious and yet so true esp the point Tess pointed put.
I want to share this on my FB page :P
No, seriously! How do I?

Jane Borges said...

u mean recommendations.com :)

just post my link or share it with friends... like we do for videos

Jane Borges said...

Thanks tessi, and blessy :)
wow it rhymes

You both are now officially part of bestfriends.com

Kevin said...

I like it!!!

Rosh......O My Gosh said...

www.randomcomments.com
www.i-like-this-for-no-friggin-reason.com
www.whosurtruelove.com
www.iamboredatoffice.com......

Keep adding until u literally run out of ideas for this...besides all da great talent, Jane will b now also be known for her sense of humour:)

Unknown said...

nice..nice...i like i like..neva thot fb cud hav such nice names wich makes so much sense...gud 1..

Anand said...

Nice one Janney!!

Desmond Macedo said...

yes Jane, facebook is all about "making" friends, not being one :)

Aditya Iengar said...

facebook has got itself a die-hard fan, from the looks of things... :)
hilarious post, Jane!

mansi said...

hahahahhahha... this ones really good!! Keep it up... looking forward to more posts from you! :-)

Jane Borges said...

Hey thnks Andy, Mansi, Aditya, kevin, rosh and Dez