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Monday, 30 August 2010

One of them is in love with you

They came in regal horses,
Unchallenged, powerful forces,
One a charmer, the other docile,
The third — a visionary, while another secretly vile,
Yet in all their capacities, they still bowed subserviently,
Hiding their gaze nervously,
When she came all dressed in blue,
Who wouldn’t say that one of them wasn’t in love with you…

Then they got down their horses, anticipating a cue,
Hoping she’d step on their ride without much ado,
But they were four and she just one,
She may have chanced to hurt someone,
Yet she chose him, unaccustomed to the possibility,
Which her friend had once asked about worriedly,
What if you soon knew?
That one of them was in love with you…

In the night they all gallantly rode,
For them she was the only connecting node,
None knew how and what she felt,
Lest they hurt their hearts or melt,
But of them, some couldn’t help throw her a stare,
Their hearts not empty and their minds not bare,
In wishful thinking they parried their view,
But we know that one among them was deeply in love with you…

And all of a sudden it started to heavily rain,
So they turned their horses to the shed in the closest by lane,
Hurriedly she hopped down, all drenched and soaked,
And removed from her face, the dark blue cloak,
Jaws dropped, eyes stunned and hearts thumped,
It felt like an apple in someone’s throat had lumped,
But they feared the risk of letting out their view,
It was but obvious that someone was secretly in love with you...

They sat inside, till the rains had stopped,
Spinning tales inside the shed they had now locked,
The charmer spoke of his gaze for other beauties,
The docile mentioned all his pending duties,
The visionary made known few of his ambitious dreams,
And the vile one, coated his wicked plans with cream,
Yet in all this none had asked if it were true,
Whether you knew that one of them was in love with you…

The air still moist, but the lands now dry,
So they planned to leave before the cock crowed its morning cry,
But outside she walked like an impatient tide,
And also refused a horseback ride,
With teary eyes, she waived byes to her handsome knights,
And hugged them in the morning light,
They stared vacantly as she moseyed alone in the forest hue,
Yes, she had fallen in love with all four of you…


Link to the sequel http://janeborges9.blogspot.in/2012/01/one-of-them-is-in-love-with-you-sequel.html

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Boys will be boys because (BWB3)

Of course I am not the first person to be saying this... the facts are known, tried and obviously tested. And even while my experience may be limited, my observations with slight errors are not superficial.
It has been an age since I wrote on my blog, probably over four months and though I hadn't been really thinking too hard about what to write... it finally struck me that my favourite subject... that of the masculine brain hadn't been touched upon. With two brothers at home all the time, a good five male cousins hovering inside and outside home every now and then and some ten-odd male friends (hmm... let me be precise... well yes seven of them currently), I really did not have to think too hard to jot this one down... it struck me, so I wrote, pardon me because I was really really really bored...

Boys will be boys because (Bwb3)

1) They are blind and deaf to the word MESS:
They create MESS, but hell, they don't know what it means, in fact they don't know how it looks like. Their sense of vision is poor to anything related to MESS and when asked to clear "the mess", their sense of hearing mostly fails to respond. This is then followed by absolute collapse of the sense of touch, until they are bribed...

2) They are sensitive to the movies:
Err... by sensitive I don't mean that they get "emotional". Often, the mention of certain films wakes up their otherwise numb senses. For instance, just the mention of the word Rocky, Terminator or Fast and the Furious triggers an adrenalin rush and gets their hearts pounding. (Mind you...They can watch it forever and never get bored).


3) They are vision centric:
I won't get into detailing, but in simple words... their right eye is solely for auto mobiles, while their left is for women. (This is why all the mishaps occur :P).


4) The game is their best friend:
They leave work early, they skip a day of online networking, they switch off their phone, they forget they ever had a girl friend (wow so many sacrifices)... all so that they can slouch on their cushions or beds and watch a game of soccer or cricket.


5) They love cat fights:
I was unaware about this, until one of my guy friends told me how much men love watching two women or for that matter a group of women fight...


6) They flirt, but won't accept it:
"Well, you see... I was just being sweet," is how they put it. Also, very few admit they are one.



7) They take more time to dress:

They spend more time getting ready than women. May be I am talking off hand, out of personal experience, but if you still don't believe me... read this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1249811/Men-spend-83-minutes-preparing-women-just-79-survey-finds.html


8) They have bloated egos:
Don't even get there. They have massive egos and even if they fake "like they have none," it is not difficult to gauge when you touched where it hurt the most....


9) They are a bag of excuses:
Whether it is a break-up, plugging their no-smoking resolution, drinking alcohol, speeding on the roads or hitting on everything that walks on earth and swims in water :)... just ask men... They find appropriate excuses for everything under the son and won't stop until they believe that it has been bought by us. Often we shut up just because we know it's all gas...


10) Ultimate heart-break kids:
They like and hate with speed and don't realise how many hearts they have left for the universe to mend. The best part is that they don't really care and instead just come up with a very frivolous "she was just too good for me reason" to wash their hands off everything....


11) Nervous in love:
Well, after all those hearts they've broken what do you expect... sometimes they can't even accept the fact that they are in love.


12) They believe that Hot girls can be bitches:
Well, this is what they preach, but this is not what they practise.


13) They get bored after 1 am:
Of course with the whole world sleeping, it is but foolish to expect anything productive enough to do at that time of the night. But don't be surprised if a guy calls you after 1 am saying "hey can we talk, I am bored."


14) They like attention:
So just in case you are angry with them... simply ignore


15) A good conversation could be anything from sex, girls, money, music and physique....
If you've not heard a man speak about either of the five you've not met one yet.


16) A sister can always help
When screwed up, if they are blessed with a sister, they'll turn to her.


P.S. I Was just trying to put two and two together


Friday, 16 October 2009

Seven Ugly Truths of being a 22-year-old girl

1) On work:
Once you are 22 your parents, grandparents, aunties so on and so forth tell you that you must begin to feel more responsible. All of a sudden, you are pushed into working and before you realise work becomes second priority after yourself. Sometimes, you get so frustrated that you begin grumbling to absolute strangers about a bad day at work. The best part is that you believe and behave like you’ve climbed Mount Calvary while everyone knows it is “just an ant hill” that you are struggling to cross. Soon someone will whisper… I am sorry boss you still gotta digest this fact…. Work is just the beginning.
2) Busy bee:
You suddenly become Miss Busy Bee. You want to have fun, but work won’t allow. You try to juggle, but multi-tasking you realise, is not your cup of tea. Everyone hates you for this “busy bee” attitude. Your friends taunt you time and again, your siblings whine about how you have time for friends and work and not for them, your parents grumble about how you have shoved away of all the household responsibilities. This is life darling and nobody is going to understand. Often, if you do manage to get time out, you rather prefer to spend it alone over a book or movie… (Ahaan… I think you now enjoy being busy for the world…really who cares if I am happy).
3) Pep talk from Mommy dearest: BEWARE
This is danger zone. You need to beware especially if the pep talk comes from your mom. Now, that you are 22, she assumes you are in the cradle of marriage. Every time you do anything wrong she is sure to relate it to post marriage situations. For eg. You get up late... mom comes to you… get up sweetheart… what will your in-laws and husband say…. They’ll say that your mom hasn’t even taught you to be up early. Woah… this is not even related but you know the mothers. “When you get married…when you have kids…how to deal with your in-laws”…is how the mommies begin their sentences on most occasions and that too when you haven’t come close to finding yourself prospective in-laws and husbands.
4) Envy:
Girls who are working in offices are envious of girls who have taken to studying instead and vice-versa. It is worst when such two girls are friends because they always end up comparing each others lives and how fortunate the other is. This in reality is envy x envy = envy square. No one is satisfied and “Miss envy” keeps growing and multiplying and trust me “envy” is emotionally draining.
5) Boredom and loneliness
At 22, nothing is going to be or feel like college or school. Lets hang out and Lets chill are words that are best for the bin.
And well… since this is the phase of all work and no play, monotony is bound to get the better of dull Jack. Often, you’d realise that none of your friends have time to spare for you, probably cause they all have suddenly learn to reckon with what I call “their responsibilities.” Sometimes, you just want to talk to someone and you begin dialing numbers of old friends, if you are lucky one of them will pick up, if you aren’t you can sit back and remember the good times you had with you Ex (poor you). If you have a best friend, its worst. You keep calling them until they pick up. After over 50 missed calls, your friend will get back to you saying… “listen get yourself a boyfriend and stop harrowing me.” You get upset with your friend and promise to never call him/her up until your ego quells and you finally give in. Then, you guys behave like nothing happened.
6) Boasting
Hmm… you know you are getting old, so all you have got to do is to boast about the good old days. How much I partied? How much I drank…uff the hangover…simply amazing yaar? And my resemblance to a chimney…. Mindblowing?
For, all you know, amidst all the work all the fun has dissipated. So all you have left is to boast about the good old days. And, for those unfortunate 22-year-olds, who’ve not gone beyond fine wine and dine yet, serves you right. :P Wake up…. Wake up
7) For all the single 22s out there… this one is for you:
If you are 22 and still single, believe me, you are going to be facing some tough time out there. Let me touch upon two most relevant issues:
The Callers: Boys from the past, with whom you’ve least interacted while still in your teens or whom you rather chose to keep an arms distance from, may suddenly start chasing you like hounds. Maybe they see you on Facebook or probably on Orkut… they see your relationship status and realise that you are single. And wow… in no time they’d be running for you telling you how much they loved you in school or college blah blah or how happy you’d have been if you would have been with them instead of being with that “old hag” who left you after washing dirty linen in public.
Probably, they are single and desperate and are expecting similar emotional crap from the opposite sex or May be they really love you and it is high time you figured it out.
What to do now? Safest bet: You are 22 and expected to be wise, learn to handle such situations with utmost maturity or simply play with your relationship status on networking sites. They’ll never figure out.
The Calling: Honestly, nobody cares if you want to be in a relationship or not, but everyone is out there to fix you with someone else. You know such people have this strange sense of what I’d explain as “The Calling,” where they believe that they are God-sent messengers of love and know who you really look good with and all that jazz….
If you talk to other singles of your age or slightly beyond, your friends love to assume that you are upto something fishy. There is incessant teasing and gossip that is bound to happen in the process (please don’t be disheartened). You are going to be the butt of all jokes and uncessary couple-pairing until you find yourself a guy. Worst case is if you happen to fall in love with the person you’ve been teased with, cause your friends and folks are not going to spare themselves the credit. Aww.. look at them, so cute na… you know I brought them together. Aghhhh!!

Keep Smiling and keep dreaming
Jane

Sunday, 28 June 2009

Why I will miss MJ?

I was 8-years-old i.e. 1995 when I was first introduced to Michael Jackson. Not that he did not exist before that (infact he was at his prime in '95), but, I simply never found any of his songs appealing until then.
However, my youngest brother, who was hardly two-years-old at the time, took some great liking to his moves. He loved MJ so much that he got my dad buy video cassettes of the making of some of his biggest music videos. So we had the making of Thriller, Moonwalker, Beat it, Bad, Black or White, Man in the mirror and Remember the Time... in less than few weeks in our house and running on our TV like 24/7.
Often, since we had nothing interesting to do, we tagged along on with him, lying on the bed, endlessly watching MJ sing and dance. Thriller for that matter was interesting, it was like watching a Horror Movie.... so we got hooked to it. Within months, the whole family became an MJ fan.... quite late in the day, but, still we did. Our rooms were full with his posters and both my brothers and I would dance like crazy to his songs, miming gibberish (we never learnt the lyrics).
I remember my brother played MJ and me Naomi Cambell... and we danced to remember the time. Over the years, I started respecting his music, with Heal the World, We are the World, You are not alone and Music and Me being my all time favourites.
MJ had a cynical side to him, but his music balanced the uneven. And though we all thought he had gone crazy and detested his obsession for his skin colour, we could never really manage to have a strong opinion about him. For us he was MJ, flawlessly the best the pop industry had ever seen. I love you MJ... your music has made my childhood memories extra-special...RIP

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

Walking Mumbai's Red-light



It is 11pm. We’ve just had dinner at Café Noorani near Heera Panna and are now making headway to one of the city’s most menacing locales. Arzai (name changed) is with us. He has promised us a slice of Mumbai’s dark side. I am not keen about the visit, in fact I am very sceptical, not because I am not well-protected, but because the red-light is not the most fascinating place to be. When you see people of the same sexes garishly displaying their bodies as if to be objectified only, a bag of mixed emotions surface. There is anger, there is sympathy, there is hatred or there is either absolute ignorance.
We have decided to watch the red-light from inside the car. It is said that the red-light just gets brighter post 9pm and business is at its peak. We first pass by Falkland Road. The narrow pathway greets you with an unpleasant stench and you don’t know from where it is coming. But the smell reeks of filthy sex, small money, poor women and hungry men.
The stench is augmented by the restaurants, which have their pantries outside. Sweaty men are cooking chicken tikkas and naan for the customers who want to have full of everything today (both sex and food). Falkland Road is also lined with three cinema halls of which I remember Roshan Cinema. Right now it is screening “Golden Girl”- A rated.
On either side of the road, there are small buildings each compartmentalised into small rooms. The doors of the ground-floors are opened while the top floors have iron cages, just like the one you find in elevators.
Interestingly, these cages were built in the mid-1900s on the orders of the police. Girls in the red-light would be dragged or molested by pushy men. At the time, prostitution was at its peek, and men would literally line the doors for their turn. The cages were built on the ground and top floors to ensure that these girls remain within their safe havens and not loiter around in the “tolerated areas” and become victims of notoriety. These cages though of not much use today, still stand rusted but strong in these partially dilapidated buildings.
The women here are freely moving for customers. They are approaching men, calling out to them, making sleazy gestures. Most are dressed awkwardly in tight-fitting clothes, lining their stomachs which have developed a bubble with time. If they are wearing sarees, you wouldn’t be surprised if it doesn’t cover the upper-half of the body. Plunging necklines, red lipstick and heavily powdered – these women are nothing close to being deceptive prostitutes. It is a mix breed, from ages 16 to 60 to limitless frontiers, from the east (Bengal, Bangladesh, Assamese) west (Gujarat), north (Nepalese) and south (Tamilians and Kannadigas).
You know they are commercial sex workers and they have no reservations about it. They flaunt it, regardless of any appreciation. They are the cheapest of the lot (Rs 50 to Rs 500) and they have no qualms about it.
Enter Foras Road, which is on the other side of Falkland Road, and I feel like I have approached a dead end. It is nothing like Falkland Road. Prostitution is close to redundancy here and cane workers and tall buildings line the road instead. However, few metres ahead, the lanes of Kamathipura speak the same language of Brothels. Kamathipura is split into some 14 lanes, each unique with its own story to tell. Some of these however bear the footprints of residential homes today, as several brothels have now shifted base.
The ride was interesting, but Arzai tells us that there is more to come…he speaks of Congress House. Before I begin, let me give you a briefer. Congress House is located in one of the bylanes of Lamington Road near the Grant Road police station.

Once a beehive of India’s freedom fighters, the Congress House which is an enclave of seven buildings is literally surrounded by a mujra complex. Its only sightings with History are the names of the buildings like Sarojini Sadan, Dadabhai Manzil, Jinnah Hall, Congress Restaurant and Beer Bar.
In 1972, Mrs Indira Gandhi the then Prime Minister had set up a Sangeet Academy at Congress House. The Academy was home to members of the Agra community of singers and dancers who organised dance shows for the royals over 300 years ago.
I am sure she did not realise what it was going to be like today. Since the Sangeet Academy is located close to Congress House and because the National party's activities are now dysfunctional, Sangeet Academy has become synonymous to the Congress House.
Arzai also tells me that partymen at the Congress House were fond of song and dance (naach-gaana). So, after their days work, a mujra session would usually be called for late in the night... and women would sing and dance to the tunes of tablas and harmoniums. This is how the place went on to become a mujra complex and also flourished with time.
The ambience of a mujra performance is usually unique in itself. It has mirrored walls, huge chandeliers and brightly lit rooms that are filled with drinkers, who splurge money on girls. Well-depicted in movies, these men shower notes on the girls or gift them with garlands of notes.
Over the years the definition of Mujras has however changed, more due to the taste in music.

I attended one and it was less like a typical Mujra and more like a dance bar -this one is at the Congress House. The entrance has a old board which reads Sangeet Academy. As we enter, we have male and female gazes on us. People stare from floors above and are suspicious about the unregulars around. However, unlike Kamathipura and Falkland Road, the girls are extremely beautiful. Lustrous black hair, milk like skin and designer or expensive sarees…yes, this is not exactly the red-light, this according to Arzai is where mujras or kothas take place. The girls come from Agra, UP and Delhi.
When I attended one of the mujras sessions, the feel of the original Mujra is devastatingly tweaked. There are mirrors, tabla players, a singer and bling-bling lights….all apart but the musicians are stationery, they just sit and watch.

The music comes from blaring speakers and these pretty looking north-Indian damsels dance to the tune of Bollywood remixes. Two guests are sitting in the centre and they have in their hands several bundles of Rs 10 notes.
One of the guests tries his best to get hold of the girl or touch her, but all that he can do is pat her on the waist. He pats her twice on her waist and then gets no more of it. According to Arzai they don’t sleep for a pittance. Each of them make a maximum of Rs 50,000 per day, only by dancing and...wow, I say. The girls remain confined to their homes during the day and only work at night. Their day begins at around 3pm and goes on till 4 am.
Incidentally, they don’t work as prostitutes but naachne wallis instead. If they sleep, it is for the master who feeds them enough so that they don’t shift loyalties. Once they are his, the are salaried.
I move out in 10 minutes. It is not the best performance, but the thumkas, jhatkas and eye expressions can be a treat for any man, both inviting and sensual.
Well, this is some slice. One dark, one light, one monetarily exhausting and the other financially tempting…This is a slice of “red-light” Mumbai


Pic: Courtesy The New York Times