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Tuesday 14 December 2010

Needled up

I entered his room,
almost certainly foreboding doom,
For the last time I was here,
I felt like the recipient of someone else's ire,
drugged first with coloured perplexities,
only to be injected with liquefied oddities

He now smiles wily,  
As I sit on the other end foolishly,
Trying best to describe my pain,
While he nods in an observation so vain,
He, I know will pill me to death,
Or either pin me, in an attempt to put me to rest.

And now that he has heard me out,
He stands and stares with a weird pout,
You don't mind the syringe, do you?
He says, without bothering to explain this flu,
I sit unamused by his offer,
This was but coming, and there is but no stopper.   

The thought shudders and numbs my sense,
that a needle may any moment pierce my fleshy fence,
It will hurt and make me quail,
I might also become psychologically frail.
While still uncertain about this dreadful remedy,
I agree and sulk melancholy. 

The nurse is here, the needle soon  in,
Afraid, I begin hurtling abuses deep within,
I hum, I pray as it all begins to pass,
Until the syringe is just an empty mass, 
And the doctor, he smiles, another tally he lines,
With me, this is his month's needle nine.  

Thursday 2 December 2010

If Facebook was not www.facebook.com... it would have been?

1) makefriendship.com 
Though I really don't understand how one "makes" friendship
2) voyeursapetite.com 
Trust me, my FB home page can be far more interesting than the morning newspaper. (Obits included)
3) keeptrackonmyex.com 
This is when FB gives the FBI a run for its money
4) ventmyfrustration.com 
Agitated, humiliated, angry, frustrated and want to spew venom, Welcome to Facebook. (Best part about such statuses... you really don't know whether to like them)  
5) strikeaconvo.in 
For all the conversations you couldn't strike with him/her because you got tongue tied 
6) letsbefarmers.com 
Caught in the wrong job, join Farmville, become a farmer; exchange goats, cows, trees, cheese and milk 
7) statusquo.com
Found someone interesting and want to know your reach-o-meter... Facebook is here
8) clicked4fbonly.com
When was the last time you clicked pictures without the intention of publishing it on Facebook
9) recommendations.com
Whether its a youtube video, an interesting article, a ranting blog, an interesting picture or a "you-know-what-i-did status" message ... just tag with @Name of the person and recommend. (Do you know of the number of friends on your list who sulk when they are not tagged in such stupid recommends or status messages?) 
10) itsasmallworld_afterall.com
Naah... Facebook is better!!!